Kov

Dmitri Kovalev Bolkonsky Bezhukov Rostov Ivan Ilyich Romanov of the house of Kuragin is a mysterious character.

He goes by many names.

Some knew him as Neo. The one.

A trash super hero.

A legend who once said.

“yup. city got stingy-weird about taking recylables, then COVID hit. Now our whole neighborhood is buried in cardboard.”

He burns trash and stands tall above all...

Others knew him as Keanu Reeves.

Those in specific time zones refer to him as "that guy who is always asleep on-cam."

Some others even knew him to be a father.

But we know him, as Kov, or Kova, as a term of endearment (or kovava, as a term of tropical refreshment).

It is unclear if any of these are the true him.

His prowess at the manipulation of strange devices which emit light which compose a machine which in turn constitutes a sort of tablet is clear.

His lack of sleep propels him to greater heights.

His spirit potato is allegendly that of the Keto Potato, though sources are scarce in corroborating the existence of such.

His mastery over the depths of sleep combined with his keto diet granted him the ability to bend time.

His noble goal to work 15 hours everyday is not seen in the land. Though he has proven himself worthy for the task.

It is only him, some cool looking charts and trendlines, a bizarre language of old only known to the most ancient scholars, and the end of time.

Of these who can prevail? A legendary task? A schedule that would cripple most humans alive in just a week?

We shall find out.

Till then, we can only hope Peace and not War reigns over the land.

Till then, we can recite only the prayer that

"Neither Crime nor Punishment shall fall on those fail this noble goal.

Blessed are those who even dare venture.

May the most consistent succeed."