Heej

Heejus Jesus. Matriarch of the Potatoes. Savior of the tired and exam-ridden.

Jesus first manifested herself in one of Dayne the prophet's visions, she saw the savior, our LORD was heej, and that his spirit was with her.

Her name is an anagram for Jesus in Aramaic, and her prowess consists of the ability to manifest into various personalities on the site.

She is known by many in many tongues. Words of old, lost to the wind.

Heej, Sheej (clearly), Jesus (clearly), mrs.potato are just a few we know of.

She was the original harbinger of Häagen-Dazs, and in her infinite mercy, she prometheated the sacred practice of Ice Cream Thursdays.

One of her names (Jesus Clearly) revealed her true identity to us, through the investigation of Tally, a new character on the site.

She is known to be the second coming of ace, and through her words we learned of the four horsemen of the apocalypse:

Physics 250, Physics 251, Math, and some other thing.

Praise be to heejus, and may her hardworking ethics bless us all.